Leserbrief im Daily Telegraph:
it is so unfair to have a birthday at Christmas. I would like to suggest a ban on all sexual activity, say, March 15 to March 31.
Ein anderer Leser, -natürlich mit Angabe der vollständigen Adresse-, schrieb:
the latest rumour is that if we leave the EU, my testicles will turn square and fester at the corner. Can anyone confirm this is true?