Leserbrief im Daily Telegraph:

Sir,

it is so unfair to have a birthday at Christmas. I would like to suggest a ban on all sexual activity, say, March 15 to March 31.

Yours sincerely,

Ralph Jackson

 

Ein anderer Leser, -natürlich mit Angabe der vollständigen Adresse-, schrieb:

Sir,

the latest rumour is that if we leave the EU, my testicles will turn square and fester at the corner. Can anyone confirm this is true?

Yours sincerely,

Norman Coalman